i googled mildred christmas just now, and this is what i found:
seriously people, it doesn't get any better than that.
i am half asleep, but here are some other things that i am thinking/wondering about:
is it bad that i've had no feeling in my big toes for several months? do you think it is my shoes, or diabetes? frostbite?
is jesse gay if he's playing a video game in which giant illuminated butterflies attack scantily clad men?
is jesse now mad at me for writing that, since he is likely the only one seeing this?
